Monday, August 11, 2008

Aaron says, "Show me the pictures"

One of my friends from Silicon Valley reads this blog and insisted that my last post has to be 'proven' with pictures. Man, talk about trust. Jeez.

Ok. Here you go:


The aforementioned American couple on their honeymoon. This is what starting to drink at 8:30am does to you by the time it's 9:30pm.

...and Audrey's boobs are covered with sand because she did a face plant (boob plant?) in the sand when running from the bar to the beach when it started to rain.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wild times at Bikini Beach

One of the places on the island that I call home is Bikini Beach. It's a bar/restaurant in Orient Bay. I've seen some pretty crazy things there, from time to time.

On Tuesday, there was an American couple who where on their honeymoon, Art and Audrey. At 27 years old, Audrey looks INCREDIBLE. She is well endowed with a great set of tits... and the good part was she enjoyed showing them off.

So, the bar is filled with a few of the locals, four mid-twenties guys from Madrid, Peter from NYC and Art/Audrey. Peter's a Rolling Stones fan and the bar is rocking out with Forty Licks, specifically Sympathy For The Devil.... and Audrey is bouncing around the bar topless, going between the Spanish guys, her husband (who doesn't seem to mind a bit) and me.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

...and it begins

August 1, 2008. I've moved out of my apartment, sold my car, motorcycle, garage full of geek stuff and other assorted bits. I've packed my life (possessions) into a container for shipment to St. Martin, French West Indies, Caribbean.

I've said goodbye to friends. I've promised to write, to come back soon. I've left the Silicon Valley of California behind.

Oh. I've checked in 280 pounds of luggage on an American flight to Miami. Don't ask what that cost in extra charges. :-(

My last meal (last supper?) in the Silicon Valley was Indian at a place in San Mateo called The Clay Oven. They have some of the best Chicken Tikka Masala in the world.

Good bye Silicon Valley. I've known you for 12.5 years. You've changed. I've changed. Good bye.

I won't miss the traffic, senseless drivers or being totally 100% stopped on a freeway designed for 80 mph travel. I mean Chinese fire drill stopped on a four (five, six) lane freeway.